I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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