Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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