If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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