do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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