Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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