This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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