Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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