i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Every concussion has its silver lining
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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