How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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