I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My vagina is officially offended.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
