HIV tests are more positive than that guy
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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