She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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