If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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