I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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