the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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