i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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