i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
they need to just BURY HIM!
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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