He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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