so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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