I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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