Three words: puerto rican gang bang
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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