Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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