I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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