Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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