This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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