i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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