sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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