She is in my trunk
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
As shirtless as possible
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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