She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
