Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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