You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
