i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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