I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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