Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Randomize
