ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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