Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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