i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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