So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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