Moan for me like Helen Keller
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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