Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Randomize
