went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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