We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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