i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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