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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us

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  that didnt stop you

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  nope

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero

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  I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  He's going to be my graduation present to myself.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.

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  So date night went well?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.

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• (619): View more from California

  i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.

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• (619): View more from California

  You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.

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