So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He did a backflip because drugs
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