I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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