I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Hippo gnu deer
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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