Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's blow job season.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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