I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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