I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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